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Season's Greetings
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Това ми е любимата пародия на известното стихотворение на Клемънт Кларк Муур. Оригиналът и малко за автора му ще намерите на английски тук: ttp://www.carols.org.uk/twas_the_night_before_christmas.htm.
Сайтът с всякакви пародии на творбата - вариации и продължения/удължения, тук: http://www.appleseeds.org/twas-night_vers.htm
Приятно забавление!
Santa is Pissed
"Twas the night before Christmas:
Old Santa was pissed
He cussed out the elves
And threw down his list.
Miserable little brats,
Ungrateful little jerks
I have good mind
To scrap the whole works.
I"ve busted my ass
For damn near a year
Instead of "Thanks Santa"
What do I hear?
The old lady bitches
"cos I work late at night
The elves want more money
The reindeer all fight
Rudolph got drunk
And goosed all the maids
Donner is pregnant
and Vixen has AIDS
And just when I thought
That things would get better
Those ass****s from IRS*
Sent me a letter
They say I owe taxes.
If that ain"t damn funny
Who the hell ever sent
Santa Claus money?
And the kids these days
They all are the pits
They want the impossible...
Those mean little shits
I spent a whole year
making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls...
Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo- yos
No request for them
They want computers and robots...
They think I"m IBM!
If you think that"s bad,
Just picture this:
Try holding those brats
with their pants full of piss
They pull on my nose,
They grab at my beard
And if I don"t smile
Their moms think I"m weird
Flying through the air,
Dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys
And skinning my knees
I"m quitting this job
There"s just no enjoyment
I"ll sit on my fat ass
And draw unemployment
There"s no Christmas this year...
Now you know the reason
I found me a blonde.
I"m going SOUTH for the season!!
I"ll laze in the sun.
Into bed I"ll get tucked
And those snotty nosed brats
Can go and get f@#%ed.
* Internal Revenue Service - Данъчна служба (САЩ)
Сайтът с всякакви пародии на творбата - вариации и продължения/удължения, тук: http://www.appleseeds.org/twas-night_vers.htm
Приятно забавление!
Santa is Pissed
"Twas the night before Christmas:
Old Santa was pissed
He cussed out the elves
And threw down his list.
Miserable little brats,
Ungrateful little jerks
I have good mind
To scrap the whole works.
I"ve busted my ass
For damn near a year
Instead of "Thanks Santa"
What do I hear?
The old lady bitches
"cos I work late at night
The elves want more money
The reindeer all fight
Rudolph got drunk
And goosed all the maids
Donner is pregnant
and Vixen has AIDS
And just when I thought
That things would get better
Those ass****s from IRS*
Sent me a letter
They say I owe taxes.
If that ain"t damn funny
Who the hell ever sent
Santa Claus money?
And the kids these days
They all are the pits
They want the impossible...
Those mean little shits
I spent a whole year
making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls...
Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo- yos
No request for them
They want computers and robots...
They think I"m IBM!
If you think that"s bad,
Just picture this:
Try holding those brats
with their pants full of piss
They pull on my nose,
They grab at my beard
And if I don"t smile
Their moms think I"m weird
Flying through the air,
Dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys
And skinning my knees
I"m quitting this job
There"s just no enjoyment
I"ll sit on my fat ass
And draw unemployment
There"s no Christmas this year...
Now you know the reason
I found me a blonde.
I"m going SOUTH for the season!!
I"ll laze in the sun.
Into bed I"ll get tucked
And those snotty nosed brats
Can go and get f@#%ed.
* Internal Revenue Service - Данъчна служба (САЩ)
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3. mediapool
4. Културният вестник
5. Капитал
6. TimesOnline
7. The Guardian
8. The Economist
9. EUObserver
10. Вени Г
11. Нели Огнянова
12. Радан К.
13. netinfo
14. scienceblogs
15. afera.bg
16. www.howjsay.com
17. rum
18. euractiv.com
19. zemianazaem
20. apocryph
21. lib
22. ez
23. dr.tonyfilipov@
24. worldwidewords
25. slova.org.ru
26. novinar.net
27. azcheta
28. 5 T
29. Изворите
30. Harmer